does superman sleep with his teenage cousin

does superman sleep with his teenage cousin

In this early Superman story, we find Superman's first cousin, Supergirl, starting to get worried that Superman will never choose a wife and will end up alone forever. He tells her that he's never going to get married, so he can devote his life to defending Earth, to which we Earth residents say, "Awesome!"

Deciding that meddling in his life in a totally unrequested way is her only obvious choice, she starts trying to set Superman up with famous women in history and other superheroes, all with disastrous results. She apologizes to her cousin for meddling, and we then learn the creepy truth -- that Superman isn't as opposed to marriage as he previously said, it's just that he totally, definitely wants to marry his cousin. Oh, and by the way, she's 16, just in case this wasn't quite creepy enough as is.

Superman makes it perfectly clear that if it wasn't against the law on their home planet, he and Supergirl would be knocking Super-boots right now. Hell, from the looks of things, he can barely restrain himself from pouring them some wine and having a two-person tango right there in the Fortress of Solitude. Still determined to get Superman a wife, Supergirl steals a play from the previously discussed creepy Superman comic and finds an exact copy of herself in an alternate dimension that is all grown up and suggests that Superman go marry that girl.

Instead of waving off her childish love fantasies, Superman thinks this is a great chance to fulfill his lifelong cousin-marrying fantasy and flies to the alternate reality, where he immediately starts macking on the clone of his cousin and asks her to marry him, no questions asked. Not even "Have you been tested lately?" or "Have you been my cousin forever?" Superman ends up being incredibly happy with his pseudo-cousin, and it seems like things have wrapped themselves up nicely in a beautiful, creepy bow.

The only reason we don't currently read Superman and the Adventures of his Cousin/Wife is because the girl can't survive on Earth, so Superman has to leave her behind, destroying that random parallel-universe Supergirl's life and leaving Superman completely emotionally wrecked. In the end, there's a whole lot of crying, some unresolved sexual tension and Superman flying away sadly, still pining after his teenage cousin.

Yeah, here's your superhero, folks -- a shining example of moral integrity. Don't worry about him being near your daughters, though -- he only likes people he's related to. You're good.

does superman do drugs

does superman do drugs?

there are many questions still left un anwsared in the would and one comes to mind does superman do drugs?

wow boy take it easy dont go to hard on that stuff as many of us wounder what it would be like to be super have power that comes from another planet flying through the air with aliens and your cousin and your dog but we have something special today we talk a bout action comics #454

geting the munchies is one thing but superman takes it to the next level after a day of work superman need to recharge this powers 

where could this power hungery alien go well same place any junky would go to get their fix the local street corner dealer to by some kryptonite to restore his powers 

after geting his fix and attacking a tree he goes to his local Mactavish's to get some hambugers after all he is full energy and has the munchies to find a way to use it mowing down 60 burgers a minute 

back at the office jimmy takes the lie serum clark left him to fool the cops to get the heat off of superman he dinks the lie serum to help trick the lie detector and deal with guys coming on jimmy and clarks turf

after takeing the serum he finds out some unique about the lie serum 

mean wile supeman is working in the meth lab jimmy was able to get the the heat off but is mad at clark for not telling him the truth about the serum 

the guys trying to take over get in a fight with jimmy wile superman takes care of the evidence before the cops get there

jimmy is able to get the cops the arest the crooks useing the lie serum to convince the cops clark is not superman clark has one bad headache

after a long night jimmy and clark have cleared up and are friends again when jimmy ask clark if he would like a hambuger clark said

conclusion 

    winners dont do drugs unless your superman

        goku dont like needles goku dont like drugs

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did you know batman was stronger than superman

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superman is so week he cant punch now batman

looks like batman was stronger